September 28th, 2013

You're So Funny

Vittoria nudged Jack with her elbow. She asked him if he remembered the first time they made love. Of course, he said, how could he forget?

And she said: "Thirteen."

"What does that mean?"

"It's the number of clothespins hanging on a wire above your bed. Where you'd hang your photo prints to dry."

Jack smiled. 'And I thought I was driving you out of your mind."

"You're so funny."

"Lucky for me you think so."

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